ABC Style - How to Lose a Job

[Iwaku]

List ALPHABETICALLY ways to lose your job.

Example:

A - Allowing hobos to eat all of the fried chicken.
B - Bellowing at your boss at the top of your lungs.

TO BEGIN:

A - Aggravating all of your coworkers with Peruvian flute players.

 

[Myrnodyn]

Bringing your sexual fetishes to work.

 

[Delirium]

Clogging up the employee toilets

 

[Sylvir]

Drugging it up in front of a customer

 

[Angelic_Devil]

Eating your bosses handmade lunch.

 

[Hirohashi]

Figuring you may as well make 200 copies of your butt and staple them to walls throughout the building.

 

[Myrnodyn]

Growing marijuana in the supply closet.

 

[Kitti]

Hiding under your boss's desk until he notices you.

 

[Zen]

Inking said message onto your bosses' desk, "It was me who farted in your salad."

 

[Duchess_Bastet]

Jumping across all the desks like a monkey imitating your boss at last years christmas party

 

[Kitti]

Kissing your boss's wife at the New Years party.

 

[Tenebrae]

Leaving your toupee next to your boss's latte.

 

[Angelic_Devil]

Moving your bomb collection into building and the bombs are in inconvenient places that will also go off if touched.

 

[Sylvir]

Not showing up for work.

 

[Angelic_Devil]

Ordering porn under the company's name.

 

[Sylvir]

Pretend to fall asleep while snoring loudly during a meeting.

 

[Kitti]

Quietly calling your boss's house when he's working overtime to tell his wife you saw him at the strip clubs, before realizing you accidentally called his cellphone.

 

[Myrnodyn]

Reading dirty magazines during office hours

 

[redblood]

sending a message to your boss which tells him that he is an idiot

 

[October Knight]

Telling your boss you slept with his wife.