ABC Style - How to Lose a Job

Iwaku

Edgesquire
Original poster
SITE ACCOUNT
List ALPHABETICALLY ways to lose your job.

Example:

A - Allowing hobos to eat all of the fried chicken.
B - Bellowing at your boss at the top of your lungs.

TO BEGIN:

A - Aggravating all of your coworkers with Peruvian flute players.
 

Hirohashi

Spirit of Fire
Invitation Status
Preferred Character Gender
Genres
My favorite topic would have to be fantasy but I'm more than willing to take part in just about any genre.
Figuring you may as well make 200 copies of your butt and staple them to walls throughout the building.
 

Zen

The Bartender
Invitation Status
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Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Romance, Action, Urban Fantasy
Inking said message onto your bosses' desk, "It was me who farted in your salad."
 
D

Duchess_Bastet

Guest
Jumping across all the desks like a monkey imitating your boss at last years christmas party
 
A

Angelic_Devil

Guest
Moving your bomb collection into building and the bombs are in inconvenient places that will also go off if touched.
 
S

Sylvir

Guest
Pretend to fall asleep while snoring loudly during a meeting.
 
K

Kitti

Guest
Quietly calling your boss's house when he's working overtime to tell his wife you saw him at the strip clubs, before realizing you accidentally called his cellphone.
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female,
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
sending a message to your boss which tells him that he is an idiot
 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Telling your boss you slept with his wife.