ABC Style - How to Lose a Job

Bringing your sexual fetishes to work.

 

Clogging up the employee toilets

 

Drugging it up in front of a customer

 

Eating your bosses handmade lunch.

 

Figuring you may as well make 200 copies of your butt and staple them to walls throughout the building.

 

Growing marijuana in the supply closet.

 

Hiding under your boss's desk until he notices you.

 

Inking said message onto your bosses' desk, "It was me who farted in your salad."

 

Jumping across all the desks like a monkey imitating your boss at last years christmas party

 

Kissing your boss's wife at the New Years party.

 

Leaving your toupee next to your boss's latte.

 

Moving your bomb collection into building and the bombs are in inconvenient places that will also go off if touched.

 

Not showing up for work.

 

Ordering porn under the company's name.

 

Pretend to fall asleep while snoring loudly during a meeting.

 

Quietly calling your boss's house when he's working overtime to tell his wife you saw him at the strip clubs, before realizing you accidentally called his cellphone.

 

Reading dirty magazines during office hours

 

sending a message to your boss which tells him that he is an idiot

 

Telling your boss you slept with his wife.