Ling-Po waited for several seconds before realizing that the person had fallen onto his belly. He craned his up from the pavement in order to get a better look at the person.
It was a girl, that much was certain. What was also certain was that she was quite unconscious, though twitching peculiarly. Another peculiar thing about this girl was that she had small, leathery wings- it reminded him of a bat. Bat. Bat-woman? Woman-bat?
Ling-Po ruminated on this mysterious woman. Who was she? What possible circumstances led her to fall from the roof of a building? Does she like honey? All very important questions, to be sure, but Ling-Po concluded that these questions were for another time. Now, this strange creature needed some help. Ling-Po grabbed the girl with his paws and stood up, slinging her over his shoulder. He then trudged on towards his home in the local park.
At least, he would've, if a lynch mob wasn't standing right in front of him. A rough-looking sort, undoubtedly. Most of them had beards, reminding Ling-Po of Santa Claus, though Saint Nick never wore bandanas or jackboots, nor did he ride motorcycles.
One of them, a particularly nutty looking one, spoke. "Ah think yew've got sommin' we want, buddy." Ling-Po set the bat-girl down behind his immense bulk and raised one pudgy finger up to his chin, as if contemplating something. "I am sorry, but I don't believe we've met. Of course, we could become buddies right now, if you wish.", Ling-Po said. The Hell's Angels knock-offs laughed uproariously. One of them swaggered up to Ling-Po, quite full of bravado.
The unfortunate ganger decided that it would a darn good idea to throw a punch at the large, wide-set panda bear. Before the motorcycle gang could blink, the ganger was splayed on the ground, writhing in the utter pain that always accompanied a cracked sternum.
Ling-Po grinned warmly at the rest of the men blocking his path. "I fail to see what is so amusing, friends.", Ling-Po stated in a high-pitched, lilting tone of voice. The bandana'd men did rapid double takes between the squirming man on the ground and the large panda bear, murmurring and hoarsely whispering things like 'What the fuck did he just do?!' and 'Jesus, what just fucking happened?!'.
One ganger decided to cut his losses and run, and the rest followed suit. Ling-Po shrugged, slung the bat-girl over his shoulder, and continued walking towards his home, humming a merry tune.