A VERY SPECIAL BIRFDAY

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
HAPPY BIRFMAS AMP.

Let us celebrate by waxing nostalgic with our favorite Amp stories.

HEY AMP!

REMEMBER OOM? DO YOU? DO YOU?!

"Like that freaky girl with her Jedi mind trick powers from the Ring?"

Edit: FUCK GENERAL AND ANY LIES YOU MAY SEE THERE. THIS IS THE ONE TRUE BIRFDAY THREEEEEEEEAD!
 

Xnijmai

THE PROTECTOR OF THE LOVE AND PEACE OF HELL!
*WALTZ INTO THREAD GUNSLINGER*

HEARD THERE WAS ANOTHER AMP BIRTHDAY THREAD IN THESE HERE PARTS....

RECKON IT TRUE, SEEIN' WHAT'S HERE...

*PUSHES HAT FROM HIS BROW*

FIGURE....

*SPITS MANLY STYLE*

WE AIN'T GOT ROOM FOR TWO BIRTHDAY THREADS...

WE GOTTA SETTLE DIE-LEMA WE GOT

*SLOWLY REACHES FOR HIS SIX SHOOTER...*
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
happy Birthday Amp

One year closer to the day I return you from that hellish place you were birthed from.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
SPECIAL STORIES, YOU SAY?

HEY TEGAN, HEY, HEY, TEGAN, TEGAN....

DO YOU REMEMBER....


._ .
 

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
Ampu is clearly the one that wears the pants in their relationship.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
PANTS ARE FOR SHY FAGGOTS WHO AREN'T ROCK-HARD CONFIDENT IN THEIR GLORIOUS MANHOOD.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
Uh-huh, she totally wears the pants! Because dresses are pretty and I like being pretty. :D *Shimmies off to get Amp-husband a cold beer.*

And barefoot and pregnant is the only way to go!


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YOU REMEMBER THAT GUY NAMED WEARL? I HATED THAT DICK.
 

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
So how's the trailer park this time of year?
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
Splendid. Your mom's been getting great business all week.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
LMAO @ TEGFACE X2

OMFG I TOTALLY REMEMBER WEARL. GAWD, I HOPE HE NEVER FINDS IWAKU!


AND PAOROU'S FACE IS PENIS ENVY >:(
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
This whole damn place reeks of penis envy.

(Like Wearl.)
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
I take it he was rather small in stature then Tegan?
 
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Cosmic Orion

Guest
I remember him.

The rumor goes that he may have been "small in stature" according to the other OoM members.

But ANOTHER rumor once said something DRASTIC must have happened between Tegan and him. Something MEMORABLE ENOUGH to cause all this mention of him in this thread which honestly SURPRISES me. So it may BE that the following rumor is MORE than just a rumor.

Perhaps he and Tegan shared loving lover's love one night, a lone night of passion beyond anything others had given her in the past. One night that no other has matched since. And when he never returned in the following nights her loving lover's love turned to HATING HATER'S HATE. From that time on Tegan went to Ampoule, no longer able to be with another male.

BUT THIS IS ALL JUST ANCIENT STORIES, FROM-UM A FORUM BEFORE-UM FORUMS BEGANUM.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
It wasn't his anger, though, that had a coil of shocked disbelief tightening her whole body. Dimly she recognised that the sharp, swift pang of sensation possessing her was instinctive female recognition of a man so alpha that no woman could or would even want to deny him.

This was a man born to stand head and shoulders above his peers—a man born to produce strong sons in his own image—a man born to take the woman of his choice to his bed and to give her such pleasure there that she would be bound to him by the mere memory for the rest of her life.
I THINK THAT'S HOW IT WENT.

EITHER THAT OR I AM CONFUSING IT WITH A CHEAP ROMANCE NOVEL.

wait a second...

WHY IS THIS TALK IN THIS THREAD?

AND EVERY WOMAN WANTS THEIR PATH TO LEAD TO AMPOULE, FOR AMPOULE'S PASSION AND SKILL KNOWS NO BOUNDS. AMPOULE IS BETTER THAN ANY OTHER CHOICE SHE CAN MAKE.
 

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
I see. So you're a tsundere lesbian. You'll make Chaos very happy.