A very mundane Christmas

Asmodeus

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MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
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  1. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
*sits by the tree and stares at you*
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
FOLKLORE MEMBER
*Buries herself in laptop under the guise of making a Christmas playlist.*

>_>
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
...Asmo, there's a beer under the Christmas tree with your name on it, tha one that says Hobgoblin.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
errrr... I thought you told me to write butt goblin...
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
What's Christmas?
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
FOLKLORE MEMBER
You guys are so insensitive. D: Uncle Rory is a recovering alcoholic!

*THE CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS WHEN NO ONE HAD FUN.*
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
You guys are so insensitive. D: Uncle Rory is a recovering alcoholic!

*THE CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS WHEN NO ONE HAD FUN.*

WTF are you talking about? We all know I'm on pot or something.
 
M

Moonlit Blade

Guest
If he's a recovering alcoholist, then that means we have to help him recover his old habits faster!
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
He was really more of a whisky man anyways... Triple distilled.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Somehow I doubt Drunk-casting your spells is really that good of an Idea, I mean I ended up with a vorpal kitten last time that happened.
 

Asmodeus

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Original poster
LURKER MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Writing Levels
  1. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
*summons a Booze Elemental*
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Spellbook: 1gold
+3 staff of accuracy: 100g
Ten pints of dwarven ale and finding out that halfling you slept with had your lovechild: priceless.