A Tribute to the Internet

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Pirogeth, Oct 3, 2012.

  1. So as you guys may remember awhile back Eduard Khil had died and so far I haven't seen too many people on youtube do much to really honor that legacy he brought along with him. That legacy is somewhat of the foundation of youtube's viral videos today and thus I decided why the hell not just put everyone together. (not literally everyone but a lot of them) So I give unto you: Trololo Guy

    [video=youtube;uAsV5-Hv-7U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U[/video]

    A long, long time ago
    I can still remember when that video used to make me smile
    And, I knew if anyone could, oh that this man surely would, and...
    Maybe we’d be at peace for a while
    But, Saint Petersburg made the headlines inside were the read lines
    Bad news on the doorstep - I couldn't take one more step
    I can't remember which I’d side when I read about his viral ride
    Something touched me deep inside the day the Troll Guy died

    So, bye bye Mr. Trololo Guy
    Wrote my edit to the Reddit, but the Reddits would sigh.
    Them good ol' boys were trolling that Pewdiepie, saying...
    My channel’s better than this guy’s…
    My channel’s better than this guy’s…

    Did you watch Snakes on a Plane, and did you watch that cat go insane?
    If the link-dump tells you so
    Now, do you dance to Keyboard Cat? Can you haz chzbrgr and not be fat? And...
    Can you sing me Chocolate Rain real fast?
    Well, I know you were shot in the knee, 'cause I read it on the last twenty
    You both put on your gloves – Like Overly manly man does
    I had watched numa numa do his stuff with angry German kid when he had enough, but...
    I knew things had gotten rough the day the Troll Guy died

    I started singing, bye bye Mr. Trololo Guy
    Wrote my edit to the Reddit, but the Reddits would sigh.
    Them good ol' boys were trolling that Pewdiepie, saying...
    My channel’s better than this guy’s…
    My channel’s better than this guy’s…

    Now, for six years we've desensitized and more LolCats grow a Google eyes, but...
    That's not how it used to be
    When Double Rainbow used to be the thing in a mountain where a man was king
    In a voice that surprised you and me
    Oh, and while the King was looking down Songify stole his gob smacked crown
    The lesson had been learned – the prairie dog had turned.
    And, while youtube poop mashed up some clips the yogscast added sjin and sips, and...
    We saw numerous bad gifs the day the Troll Guy died

    We were singing, bye bye Mr. Trololo Guy
    Wrote my edit to the Reddit, but the Reddits would sigh.
    Them good ol' boys were trolling that Pewdiepie, saying...
    My channel’s better than this guy’s…
    My channel’s better than this guy’s…

    Tyson Bison caught up in a Dyson – Guile with anything for no reason
    Don’t Tase Me Bro not meant to last.
    Downfall falling on it’s ass.
    The users spewed in 2 Girls 1 Cup while the zombies with turtles know what is up
    Now, half the Time would have bit Charlie while Falling Grapes was pretty gnarly.
    We all Evolved to Dance, oh, kay go had lost its chance
    'Cause the artist tried to take embeds – meanwhile elsewhere Rick Rolled some heads
    Do you recall what David said the day the Troll Guy died?

    We started singing, bye bye Mr. Trololo Guy
    Wrote my edit to the Reddit, but the Reddits would sigh.
    Them good ol' boys were trolling that Pewdiepie, saying...
    My channel’s better than this guy’s…
    My channel’s better than this guy’s…

    And, there it is, all in one place - a generation in Cyber Space
    With no way to reset again.
    So, come on, Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black – Maybe you can help pick up the slack, 'cause...
    These comments are the Troll’s only friend
    And, as I watched them on the site my faith was akin to the likes
    No Baby born Laughing could make good the lashing
    And, the Gangnam Style came into being we can’t believe what we’re seeing, we saw...
    This is what they were keying the day the Troll Guy died

    He was singing, bye bye Mr. Trololo Guy
    Wrote my edit to the Reddit, but the Reddits would sigh.
    Them good ol' boys were trolling that Pewdiepie, saying...
    My channel’s better than this guy’s…
    My channel’s better than this guy’s…

    I met the girl who liked Obama, and I asked if she saw a llama
    She just smiled and turned away
    I scrolled down past the things above then went back to type in What is Love, but...
    The results said the music wouldn't play
    And, in the comments children screamed, the lover's cried, and the newbies dreamed, but...
    Not a eye was opened - the freedoms all were broken
    And, the three things I admire most: the Freedom, Say, and the Past Time’s Ghost, they...
    Caught the last view from the most the day the Troll Guy died

    And, they were singing, bye bye Mr. Trololo Guy
    Wrote my edit to the Reddit, but the Reddits would sigh.
    Them good ol' boys were trolling that Pewdiepie, saying...
    My channel’s better than this guy’s…
    My channel’s better than this guy’s…

    They were singing, bye bye Mr. Trololo Guy
    Wrote my edit to the Reddit, but the Reddits would sigh.
    Them good ol' boys were trolling that Pewdiepie, saying...
    My channel’s better than this guy’s…
     
  2. Bye bye Mr. Trolol guy.


    *a single bro tear*