A sad state of affairs

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Okay, so today I got this:

Dear customer.

The parcel was send your home address.
And it will arrice within 7 bussness day.

More information and the tracking number
are attached in document below.

Thank you.
2011 DHL International GmbH. All rights reserverd.

Seriously, what is wrong with the world today? I read this and I just feel so damn sorry for the virus guy trying to compose a halway-convincing trap email.

I almost considered replying and offering to help him with his spelling. The poor guy must've been stressed or in the middle of something else. It just seems so rushed and half-hearted.

I don't think his heart is even in it. He's lost his faith in life...

Fel of the Eternal Forest

A sad day for naive home makers that are dumb enough to click on everything in their emails. The Virus Guy isn't even trying anymore... Someone needs to find his number and give him some therapy, perhaps a prescription for Zoloft or Lexapro or something.


Someone should send him an authentic Rolex watch so he can manage his time better.

The Butterfly

I didn't notice the errors at first. Took a second read to get it. Mind spellchecked for me.


Well, maybe the guys who own the computer parts factories rushed him into it to sell more parts.

Cosmic Orion

I clicked on this expecting some joke about Chaos' sex life.

Or Darkness.

Or Pao.

Or The Virus Guy.