A Public Service Announcement

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Seiji

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Always check under the toilet seat!







(This was a fear I didn't need added. FML.)
 
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Anglkate

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oh my god ew ew ew ew ewwwwwww D:

HATE SPIDERS D:

damnit seiji...now i dun wanna leave ma home ;___;
 
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Kitti

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Wow.
Am I the only one that kind of wants to put that spider in a jar to look at closer?


Yes?
 
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Fluffy

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WHAT. THE. FUCK?!

*sits in a corner and whimpers*
 
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LadyAnya

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What?

That can't be real, right?

I think I won't be using Public toliets anymore.
 
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Razilin

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Wow, that's absolutely terrifying prospect. Spider crawling on your ass.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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*Get's the heavy psycannon, aims at the toilet bowl, and fires*

That should take care of that bastard.
 

Astaroth

[*screaming into the void intensifies*]
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Oh Jesus God. I will never piss again.
 
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Tenchi-Roku

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O_O
-stands traumatized eyes wide open and jaw dropped-
 
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Selenite

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Blagh. Looks pretty much like my backyard at night. So many Huntsman spiders... so lovely! Yesterday I watched one crawling over the bathroom window, chasing a moth.

But, personally, I think the video is fake. Spiders don't move like that... that one jumping over the foot at least looks fake.
 
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Selenite

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I just have to like that Torsty. That's a true horror creature.... Fortunately when I lived in South America I was far away from those muddy subtropical waterstreams. And I've heard of people getting them inside, through any hole. Most common occasion? Whilst relieving the bladder.... *shudders*
 

Torsty

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I just have to like that Torsty. That's a true horror creature.... Fortunately when I lived in South America I was far away from those muddy subtropical waterstreams. And I've heard of people getting them inside, through any hole. Most common occasion? Whilst relieving the bladder.... *shudders*
I think it was concluded - if not from this show, another show - that it was most common for the victims to be female, bathing in the river, whilst on their period.

True horror creature, indeed.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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Left a targeting beacon there, the bombardment will begin shortly.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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Fel, either I bombard it, or that spider bites an innocent man's balls off.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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It's fake. Most of these sorts of shorties are done by computer generation.