A Public Service Announcement

[Seiji]

Always check under the toilet seat!


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(This was a fear I didn't need added. FML.)

 

[Anglkate]

oh my god ew ew ew ew ewwwwwww D:

HATE SPIDERS D:

damnit seiji...now i dun wanna leave ma home ;___;

 

[Kitti]

Wow.
Am I the only one that kind of wants to put that spider in a jar to look at closer?


Yes?

 

[Fluffy]

WHAT. THE. FUCK?!

*sits in a corner and whimpers*

 

[LadyAnya]

What?

That can't be real, right?

I think I won't be using Public toliets anymore.

 

[Razilin]

Wow, that's absolutely terrifying prospect. Spider crawling on your ass.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

*Get's the heavy psycannon, aims at the toilet bowl, and fires*

That should take care of that bastard.

 

[Astaroth]

Oh Jesus God. I will never piss again.

 

[Tenchi-Roku]

O_O
-stands traumatized eyes wide open and jaw dropped-

 

[Selenite]

Blagh. Looks pretty much like my backyard at night. So many Huntsman spiders... so lovely! Yesterday I watched one crawling over the bathroom window, chasing a moth.

But, personally, I think the video is fake. Spiders don't move like that... that one jumping over the foot at least looks fake.

 

[Torsty]

Hey Seiji, have you heard of the Candiru?

 

[Selenite]

I just have to like that Torsty. That's a true horror creature.... Fortunately when I lived in South America I was far away from those muddy subtropical waterstreams. And I've heard of people getting them inside, through any hole. Most common occasion? Whilst relieving the bladder.... *shudders*

 

[Torsty]

I just have to like that Torsty. That's a true horror creature.... Fortunately when I lived in South America I was far away from those muddy subtropical waterstreams. And I've heard of people getting them inside, through any hole. Most common occasion? Whilst relieving the bladder.... *shudders*

I think it was concluded - if not from this show, another show - that it was most common for the victims to be female, bathing in the river, whilst on their period.

True horror creature, indeed.

 

[Seiji]

Hey Seiji, have you heard of the Candiru?

Screw you, God. Screw. You.

 

[MurderDeathKill]

See, this is why I'm happy to live in the midwest; fuckers do NOT get that big 'round here.

 

[Delnoir]

*Get's the heavy psycannon, aims at the toilet bowl, and fires*

That should take care of that bastard.

There's only one way to be sure. Orbital Bombardment.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Left a targeting beacon there, the bombardment will begin shortly.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Fel, either I bombard it, or that spider bites an innocent man's balls off.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

It's fake. Most of these sorts of shorties are done by computer generation.