A New Kind of Preacher

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


I think he summed up the sermon pretty well.
 
Infant Metal is the new music craze sweeping the nation to combat Bieber Fever.

If it isn't, that kid needs to team up with this guy:

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SOME OF YOU CAN'T BE SAVED BECAUSE OF THIS.
 
I saw this guy on TV, I spent the next 45 minutes laughing my ass off.
 
lulz ignorant pricks make me laugh too, GMK.

I think I'm going to watch that again. >.>