A New Kind of Preacher

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


I think he summed up the sermon pretty well.
 
C

Cosmic Orion

Guest
Infant Metal is the new music craze sweeping the nation to combat Bieber Fever.

If it isn't, that kid needs to team up with this guy:

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SOME OF YOU CAN'T BE SAVED BECAUSE OF THIS.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
I saw this guy on TV, I spent the next 45 minutes laughing my ass off.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
lulz ignorant pricks make me laugh too, GMK.

I think I'm going to watch that again. >.>