A Most Important Announcement

[Blind Hemingway]

I'm really glad none of you have been crushed to death by falling obese people yet.

 

[Ochalla]

My dad nearly has been, twice!

 

[Tegan]

My retirement grease! D:

 

[Stacisaur]

:D I carry big umbrellas made of Capn Merca's shield.
So they bounce off.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

*prepares his Obese Person Cannon*

I'll get you fuckers yet.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

:D I carry big umbrellas made of Capn Merca's shield.
So they bounce off.

Cap'n 'MURICA is the best.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Listen to Ocha, this is a very serious problem. You never know when they'll fall on top of you.

 

[Stacisaur]

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ROR-SANS.
YOU RUINED MY MOMENT TO RESPOND TO FEL-SANS.
>:C
-shakes fist.-

 

[Asmodeus]

They are coming for us. And they eat their own kind.

 

[Hydronine]

At least you've never smelled obese fanboy NECKBEARD. YES IT HAS A FUCKING SMELL.

*SHUDDERS AND PUKES*

 

[Stacisaur]

O ^O the asian is so cuuuute.