A friendly reminder that Iwaku is not THAT kind of smut roleplay site!

[Diana]

Greetings minions! Ò◇Ó

I'm here today just to give a lil friendly reminder that Iwaku is a Writing and Roleplay Community NOT A PORN OR CYBER SEX FORUM.

We are 100% sex positive and feel that sex is a fantastic element to use in story telling! We also love throwing characters into steamy moments just for funsies! We feel having a safe space for people to explore sexuality and kink through writing is valuable and important. And we have our sections age locked so we can do this is a safe way.

However, if you're out there behind the screen spanking your taco or waxing your sausage to roleplays, trying to talk dirty with partners out of character, or taking things from the writing to the real people behind the characters? THAT'S A NONO. YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SITE!

It's cool, no judgement, but you are on the wrong kind of roleplay site! This is just a lil reminder to keep your giblets to yourself, to have a little google session, and find a site out there PERFECT for you! They do exist, and you'll have a lot more luck getting the horny content that you crave.


This summer season is wild y'all. Ç◇◉ why y'all making me work so much in the summer, you know I am allergic

 

[Moose]

I don't know how many people will get the google session joke, but I appreciated it.

 

[redblood]

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOM D: *slams the bedroom door*

 

[PaulaVonMalotki]

As a sex positive and hypersexual person... everything is porn for me

yeah.. ok.. maybe not everything, but I guess you understand what I mean when I say "polymorph perverse" ;3



And for more "forward" porn.. I have Literotica to post on :P

 

[Applo]

I wish to complain about the selection of euphemism. Why besmirch taco's and sausages when there were options such as, but not limited to:

-Petting the Cat
-Answering the Bonophone
-Bashing the Bishop
-Downstairs DJing
-Lone Rangering
-Burping the worm
-Badgering the witness
-Finding Nemo
-Visting Rosie Palm

What did sausages and tacos ever do to you?

 

[Diana]

@Applo you can put both tacos and sausages in your mouth?

 

[Applo]

@Applo you can put both tacos and sausages in your mouth?

That seems somewhat against the spirit of the euphemisms. Certainly against biology for the vast majority of individuals too.

 

[Diana]

I'm certain we can pull all kinds of things in our mouths if we try! 8D

 

[rissa]

I'm certain we can pull all kinds of things in our mouths if we try! 8D

 

[PolyesterH]

I'm going to try to put a literal sausage in an actual corn taco and add some toppings. This is not a euphemism. When I get around to it I"ll give you all an update.

 

[PaulaVonMalotki]

I'm going to try to put a literal sausage in an actual corn taco and add some toppings. This is not a euphemism. When I get around to it I"ll give you all an update.

Pictures please!!

 

[Diana]

also everyone that voted for ( ͡ಥ ͡ಥ) is banned now, cause that was a TRICK! it's clearly licking a finger and about to stick it somewhere, you filthy birds!

 

[Manna Beast]

also everyone that voted for ( ͡ಥ ͡ಥ) is banned now, cause that was a TRICK! it's clearly licking a finger and about to stick it somewhere, you filthy birds!

Doesn't that include you Owl Mom O:

 

[Diana]

CRAP


welp, the cats are in charge now, BYE FOREVER

 

[kroyote]

also everyone that voted for ( ͡ಥ ͡ಥ) is banned now, cause that was a TRICK! it's clearly licking a finger and about to stick it somewhere, you filthy birds!

welp, i had a nice run i suppose

 

[Moose]

ANARCHY!!!

 

[PaulaVonMalotki]

ANARCHY!!!

 

[Nemopedia]

Never been so glad that I forgot to vote because I did not understand that emoji until it was explained.

 

[XIII]

also everyone that voted for ( ͡ಥ ͡ಥ) is banned now, cause that was a TRICK! it's clearly licking a finger and about to stick it somewhere, you filthy birds!

Power outlet. I think you're the one with a dirty mind, owl mom.

 

[Moose]

I generally use a fork for that