A Drafting Table Named "Ashton" has stolen my heart...

*WMD amrches to julez side, with the full array of barship weaponry and units*

sorry carl, i gave the lady a promise.
 
*Pliskin appears behind WMD and tags him with a can of spray paint. He disappears as quickly as he appears.*

Ire is best served via neglect.
 
Totally worth 5000 dollars now.

*Props up a giant sized titanium lawn chair and gets ready for the explosions.*
 
*The table rolls back slowly and Julez kicks away one of its wheels*

HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU WHEN I SACRIFICED FOR YOU! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!

*Julez starts crying, then quickly screws the wheel back on*

I'M SO SORRY FOR HURTING YOU! Are... are we.... ARE WE STILL TOGETHER?!

*The table is quiet*

.....R-really?.... THE WEDDING'S STILL ON!
 
*Deimon appears out of the shadows and drills a shadow tendril through the table. He then slips back into the shadows.*
 
ASHTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

*Julez collapses to the ground, sobbing*

....

Wha?

IT MISSED ALL OF HIS VITALS! HE'LL BE OK!
 
WE'RE STILL HAVING THE WEDDING!
 
*Pulls up a deck-chair next to Soldato and loads an underlever shotgun*

I'm so gonna see if I can clip the vampire one when he next pops up.
 
BURNING HEART, BURNING HEART yume dake waaaaaaaaaaaa

FLYING HIGH, FLYING HIGH



























(OH DESIRE)
 
*WMD brains Paorou from behind with a sledgehammer*
now where was i..........
 
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the single greatest RPG ever made.
 
*Pulls up a deck-chair next to Soldato and loads an underlever shotgun*

I'm so gonna see if I can clip the vampire one when he next pops up.

*A flash hider pops out of the shadows right where Grumpy can see it. It barks out, two hundred 6.8X43 SPC rounds tearing through him. The flash hider slips back into the shadows as Pliskin nonchalantly walks up.*

I should have mentioned, Lieutenant Kisaragi's a SAW II Operator.
 
*Pushes the remains of Grumpy out of the lawn chair before sliding it over in front of him to prop his feet up.*


Oh the SAWII. How much bang the little bugger can put out.
 
*Pulls himself out from under Sol and looks at the large hole in his chest*

Well, at least I've stopped wearing my good clothes to places where I'm probably gonna get shot at by ISAF. I'm learning, me.
 
*Topp gives Grumpy a cookie.*

I bet that makes you feel real special.

Really fuckin' special.

Window licking cockfag...
 
*Topp stares at Julez then points this forehead then at her.*

Tonight...
 
*Looks at Topp then pulls up her shirt, exposing her breasts*

Tonight...