A Drafting Table Named "Ashton" has stolen my heart...

Hydronine

The Murrstress
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Warmaster Death

Guest
*WMD amrches to julez side, with the full array of barship weaponry and units*

sorry carl, i gave the lady a promise.
 
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Arsenal XA4

Guest
*Pliskin appears behind WMD and tags him with a can of spray paint. He disappears as quickly as he appears.*

Ire is best served via neglect.
 
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Soldato

Guest
Totally worth 5000 dollars now.

*Props up a giant sized titanium lawn chair and gets ready for the explosions.*
 

Hydronine

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*The table rolls back slowly and Julez kicks away one of its wheels*

HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU WHEN I SACRIFICED FOR YOU! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!

*Julez starts crying, then quickly screws the wheel back on*

I'M SO SORRY FOR HURTING YOU! Are... are we.... ARE WE STILL TOGETHER?!

*The table is quiet*

.....R-really?.... THE WEDDING'S STILL ON!
 
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Arsenal XA4

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*Deimon appears out of the shadows and drills a shadow tendril through the table. He then slips back into the shadows.*
 

Hydronine

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ASHTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

*Julez collapses to the ground, sobbing*

....

Wha?

IT MISSED ALL OF HIS VITALS! HE'LL BE OK!
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
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WE'RE STILL HAVING THE WEDDING!
 

Childish Grumpino

all things are nothing to me
DONATING MEMBER
*Pulls up a deck-chair next to Soldato and loads an underlever shotgun*

I'm so gonna see if I can clip the vampire one when he next pops up.
 
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Paorou-sama

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BURNING HEART, BURNING HEART yume dake waaaaaaaaaaaa

FLYING HIGH, FLYING HIGH



























(OH DESIRE)
 
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Warmaster Death

Guest
*WMD brains Paorou from behind with a sledgehammer*
now where was i..........
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
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the single greatest RPG ever made.
 
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Arsenal XA4

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*Pulls up a deck-chair next to Soldato and loads an underlever shotgun*

I'm so gonna see if I can clip the vampire one when he next pops up.

*A flash hider pops out of the shadows right where Grumpy can see it. It barks out, two hundred 6.8X43 SPC rounds tearing through him. The flash hider slips back into the shadows as Pliskin nonchalantly walks up.*

I should have mentioned, Lieutenant Kisaragi's a SAW II Operator.
 
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Soldato

Guest
*Pushes the remains of Grumpy out of the lawn chair before sliding it over in front of him to prop his feet up.*


Oh the SAWII. How much bang the little bugger can put out.
 

Childish Grumpino

all things are nothing to me
DONATING MEMBER
*Pulls himself out from under Sol and looks at the large hole in his chest*

Well, at least I've stopped wearing my good clothes to places where I'm probably gonna get shot at by ISAF. I'm learning, me.
 
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Arsenal XA4

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*Topp gives Grumpy a cookie.*

I bet that makes you feel real special.

Really fuckin' special.

Window licking cockfag...
 

Hydronine

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Arsenal XA4

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*Topp stares at Julez then points this forehead then at her.*

Tonight...
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
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Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
*Looks at Topp then pulls up her shirt, exposing her breasts*

Tonight...