It's offensive. That's offensive. He's offensive. She's offensive. They're offensive. We're offensive. Everyone's offensive. No offense, I didn't mean to offend... Were you offended? I was offended. I was rather offended. You offend me. Did I offend you? No offense was intended, don't take offense. Offensive language. Offensive content. Offensive subject matter. Offensive jokes. Offensive dogs barking in the background. Everything is so very offensive. Long story short, I'm topping this off with my signature.