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The Tactician said:
BUT NOT TO DRAGONS!
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OH REALLY

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@Dec That was one of the many people who admired me and got all dressed up, wasn't me!

@Others/ captain campaign

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Dec said:
OH REALLY

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DOES THAT LOOK LIKE DUNKELZAHN? NOPE, DUNKEL'S MORE GREEN IN THE MAIN BODY'S SCALES! IN FACT, THAT DRAGON IS FROM IRELAND AND IS ONLY KNOWN AS THE BEER DRAGON!
 
YOU KNOW WHAT? You're right. The Cthulhu campaign is far too oversaturated and mainstream.

BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO COULD TAKE HIS PLACE

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@The Tactician one issue with our campaign:

Didn't Dunkelzahn come up in what becomes the Native American Nations, though?

No wait, he came up near Denver.

WE'RE GOOD!
 
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He's already got fake campaign ads and everything.​
 
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You have all forgotten rule number one of Shadowrun.

"Never deal with a dragon."

And being voted in as president is the ultimate deal.
 
Lysander said:
You have all forgotten rule number one of Shadowrun.

"Never deal with a dragon."
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You have forgotten the unspoken fine print of rule number one.

"Unless that dragon is Dunkelzhan."
 
Lysander said:
Wrong. It's an absolute. There is no fine print. Dealing with a dragon always ends badly. Always.
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Wrong. Dunkelzahn always sought the advancement of others and of the common good. To show proof of his dedication to the progress of humanity and metahumanity even after his death, here is an annotated copy of his will from his untimely death in the Shadowrun canon, the annotations giving explanations for the various bequeaths and terms of the will.

The Annotated Dunkelzahn's Will

Perhaps you should consider that not all Dragons are evil manipulators of German companies? : |
 
The Tactician said:
Wrong. Dunkelzahn always sought the advancement of others and of the common good. To show proof of his dedication to the progress of humanity and metahumanity even after his death, here is an annotated copy of his will from his untimely death in the Shadowrun canon, the annotations giving explanations for the various bequeaths and terms of the will.

The Annotated Dunkelzahn's Will

Perhaps you should consider that not all Dragons are evil manipulators of German companies? : |
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He may not be dead. Or this may be a series of moves in a much more elaborate game to get revenge after death? Or resurrect himself? Possibly these are payment for hits on enemies of his? Or bribes?

It always ends badly. Always

"Never deal with a dragon."
 
Lysander said:
He may not be dead. Or this may be a series of moves in a much more elaborate game to get revenge after death? Or resurrect himself?

It always ends badly. Always.
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If he is not dead, then he is working from the shadows for the good of mankind and metahumanity. Secondly, Dunkelzahn's only foes were those who sought the oppression of the masses, thus making them our enemies as well. Resurrection means that Dunkelzahn returns to aid us in this time of need as the mega-corporations consolidate more and more power and influence for themselves.

Stop being so jaded and accept that Uncle Dunkel only wants to help humanity.
 
The Tactician said:
If he is not dead, then he is working from the shadows for the good of mankind and metahumanity. Secondly, Dunkelzahn's only foes were those who sought the oppression of the masses, thus making them our enemies as well. Resurrection means that Dunkelzahn returns to aid us in this time of need as the mega-corporations consolidate more and more power and influence for themselves.

Stop being so jaded and accept that Uncle Dunkel only wants to help humanity.
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It's called a healthy dose of paranoia; any good runner has it. And no thank you. Dunkel can go suck Lofwyr's shiny golden dick.
 
@Lysander

Did you forget that Dunkelzahn sacrificed himself so that his astral form could separate from his body AND KICK SOME MOTHERFUCKING HORROR ASS?

All so that humanity could be protected until we developed the tech to fight them off.
 
I decree that the presidency should be decided in a glorious trial by combat.

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...have fun.
 
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