___? I think you mean ___! Positive renaming

[Minibit]

stretch marks? I think you mean awesome lightning scars!

Yesterday's eyeliner? I think you mean today's smoky eye!

Outdated phone? I think you mean fashionably retro!


Let's positively rename things people try to use to bring us down!

 

[Delusional IIV Idol]

old roleplay search, I think you mean new opportunities

people ditching?, I think you mean chance to find someone new.

 

[Insomnant]

Pulled muscle? I think you mean reminder to lift properly and work out!

Death in the family? I think you mean one less birthday to remember!

Socialist economic collapse? i think you mean zombie apocalypse!

Am... am I doing it right? :D

 

[LunaValentine]

Nausea? I think you mean a reason to go home early and sleep on friday!

 

[Hatsune Candy]

Failure? I think you mean learning experience!

Not good enough? I think you mean not practiced enough!

Trump for president? I think you mean... Um... Yeeeah no, that's bad no matter how you look at it.

 

[Falcon]

Bad work day? I think you mean an excuse to pamper yourself when you get home!

 

[Brovo]

"No" just means "Next Opportunity."

"Failure" just means "new thing to learn."

 

[Minibit]

"No" just means "Next Opportunity."

It is a good thing I know you are a good dude who cares about consent or this would've given me a giant "UM."

:P

"Extra work"? I think you mean "extra pay"!

"Worn out clothes"? I think you mean "free soft fabric"!

 

[Brovo]

It is a good thing I know you are a good dude who cares about consent or this would've given me a giant "UM."

... Wat.

"Next Opportunity" means "not this opportunity." As in, if a woman says no, move onto the next woman, or wait for the next appropriate opportunity...