31 things Americans [and basically everyone else] should know about Canadians

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Visiting Canada introduced me to gravy on fries. Still not sure how I feel about that because on one hand, delicious. On the other, I risk Canada-induced cardiac arrest.
 
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Dervish said:
If Budweiser is the King of Beers, it is the Robert Baratheon, a gluttonous monarch that has left behind a legacy of crippling mediocrity whose death exposed the paper thin stability that was holding everything together.
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And COORS is Jeffrey, disgustingly shitty and poorly made, but forced upon the masses.
 
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Visiting Canada introduced me to gravy on fries. Still not sure how I feel about that because on one hand, delicious. On the other, I risk Canada-induced cardiac arrest.
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Poutine will only improve your health. Any fears of gaining weight or cardiovascular disorders are unfounded and is fear mongering against a proud and noble dish by those who don't know better.

Source: I am Canadian. You need nothing else.
 
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Poutine will only improve your health. Any fears of gaining weight or cardiovascular disorders are unfounded and is fear mongering against a proud and noble dish by those who don't know better.

Source: I am Canadian. You need nothing else.
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Breakfeast: Pancakes with Maple Syrup.
Lunch: Poutine.
Mid day snack: Montreal Bagel
Dinner: Kraft Dinner
Dessert: Nanaiomo bar

Happy cardiac arrest everybody!
 
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Breakfeast: Pancakes with Maple Syrup.
Lunch: Poutine.
Mid day snack: Montreal Bagel
Dinner: Kraft Dinner
Dessert: Nanaiomo bar

Happy cardiac arrest everybody!
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**Godly lumberjack phsique
 
I take a variant of the Canadian Diet, one with extra Poutine.
 
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