0.0 For those people who hate Lady Gaga.... I found something worse

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Hydronine

The Murrstress
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...... I apologize..... But I need to show you this....



Scuse me while I go and try to stop my ears from bleeding.
 
Is she wearing lipstick that badly or is she just an illegitimate daughter of Mr. Popo?
 
She's actually a comedian. Mirandasings is an act. she's making fun of all those people on Youtube who think they're AWESOME.

Anyways, act or not, ouch, my ears.
 
TK....I'm gonna have to execute you for heresy now....that's just wrong.

*Executes TK for heresy*
 
TELL MY FAMILY....

that I hate them....

*DIES*
 
*APPEARS AS A GHOST....


Basically, someone put a white sheet over my decaying and incomplete corpse*

ALSO, TELL MY FRIENDS....

.....

They can't have my shit.
 
*besides TK's feces among her ever loving murines*

And now when we die will will be with her again.

WATCHMEN GATHER YOU MEN WE CHARGE AT DAWN!

FOR THE MURSTRESS! FOR MUR! FOR OUR SALVATION!
 
.....I actually LIKED that song from Lady Gaga!!! o_____o That was horrible!!!! MY EARS WANT TO BE FLUSHED DOWN A TOILET!!!!!
 
OH MY GOD!

THAT WAS LIKE REALLY GOOD! WE SHOULD ALL WATCH HER SHOW IN UTAH! BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY GOOD! SO LIKE, IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO, GO WATCH HER, BECAUSE LIKE, SHE'S REALLY GOOD SO...Ya

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really good...?

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meh... It's not my kind of comedy...



TO THE BAT-MOBILE!
 
FOR THE MURSTRESS!!! *resurrects TK* sorry it's far more cost effective to keep you alive, however *Builds TK a palace of MUR with all her stuff and no parents* enjoy.
 
You musta worked pretty hard there GMK. . . you got a little brown on your nose.
 
....

*Shoves a couple of lizards in Paorou's pants*

LIGHTEN UP!
 
-Forces TK to wear the pants on her head-

Hmph. GODLESS Scum.

- walks away in underwear-
 
*EATS ALL OF THE LITTLE LIZARDS AND THROWS THE PANTS AT PAO*

COME BACK HERE AND SING!
 
*Breaks orion in half* I'll have non of your false accusations heretic
 
This was better than whateverthehell a Gaga is.