hilariously bad euphemisms

Denotes a preference for the most cringe-worthy stuff you could possibly think up to describe sexual acts.
  1. daemon_reaver

    1x1 plot and pairing mega post

    1. The Valkyries Kinks: Corruption, Mind Break, Rape, non/dub-con, FxF, FxFuta(can be removed), Latex, BDSM, Exhibitionism, Romance, Sensuality, Vanilla, (optional) Wax, liquid(no pee, mostly chems and water) play, possibly(and probably) more. Plot/Set up: Once, Maiden City was known as a Haven...
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    The Shattered Kingdom; A Tale of Two Worlds

    "You're gonna regret that, sweetheart." Two years was a long time, in theory. Enough time for the seasons to come and go not once, but twice. Enough time for friendships to be forget and others, forgotten. For children to be born and old souls to die, finding their ways to whatever afterlife...
  3. Z

    Beyond Your Expectations (Info, Signups, and OOC chat)

    Character Sheet Name: Level: 70 Race: Age: 17 Title: (None at creation) Blessings: (None at creation) Rank: Uncommon Primary Job: Secondary Job: Tertiary Job: Classes: (Min.3 Max.7) Alignments:(Max. 2) Strength: 5 Intelligence: 5 Vitality: 5 Constitution: 5 Wisdom: 5 Endurance...
  4. Z

    Beyond Your Expectations

    I'm going to skip my awkward introduction to this story and actually put in some necessary lore which might interest people. I hope. Panikai, a world that has been at the center of so much in the past, is now going to be the place to begin a story of epic proportions that will encompass more...

    Reborn - OOC - !!! 9 SPOTS OPEN!!!